By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor
The NEW WACO CENTER that had the grand opening Saturday April 26, 2014 in Glenville, West Virginia, known to be the capital of Crooked County!
As for those perpetual rumors of high incest rates in West Virginia, many of the state’s mountain communities like Glenville, West Virginia hold the rumors to be true. Hell just look at the Butcher Bitches Lizzy and Lexy CAUGHT IN A SEX SCANDAL just about 4 or 5 years ago when hundreds of photo’s were released on the internet showing the sisters engaged in sexual acts and posing nude and in various stages of undress with both males and females and readily admitted to homo-sexual encounters and desires for other teenage girls while the girl to be forever known as the Butcher Bitches were just teenagers. Lizzy and Lexy Butcher the daughters to R Terry Butcher a local attorney and Nasia Butcher the principal at Gilmer County High School really were popular locally telling everyone their daddy is rich and using drugs and alcohol with reckless abandon.
Lizzy and Lexy Butcher the infamous Butcher Bitches that Broke Bad on the CalPatty Press!
NATIONAL ATTENTION needs to be brought to the area of Gilmer County who has earned the nick-name of CROOKED COUNTY, after all not long ago the sordid truth about the state of West Virginia was fueled by programs like ABC’s report from the region and from serious researchers who have suggested that there’s something unusual about the incidence of incest in West Virginia.
Not long ago, Abercrombie & Fitch sold a T-Shirt emblazoned with a map of West Virginia and the words IT’S ALL RELATIVE, while just last year then–Vice President Dick Cheney cracked that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family, “and we don’t even live in West Virginia.”
Of course Cheney must certainly be a friend to the LORD of the CHURCH of IKE, IL MORRIS who just opened up the WACO CENTER in Glenville which could very well be a future land mark for sexual deviants since the college has been the victim of numerous rapes and sexual assaults and, so far, there has never been a conviction for rape or sexual assault at the school which is unusual by anybodies standards.
CalPatty Press 
Someone should start checking into the Fire Department to,there are reports of embezzlement among the ranks with a paper trail,firefighters driving while under the influence to calls,items stolen that citizens have donated such as a washer and dryer.